D'ohHowlers of the week 2010/12

These are all genuine sentences and paragraphs that were written by students in their write-ups for the 2nd year practicals, or library projects, or in exams. Remember that spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and errors of logic are all entirely theirs, and have been reproduced exactly as they appeared on the student's script.

2nd year Teaching Lab experiment on Colloids (formal write-up)

  • The probe had to co-inside with the conditions.
  • Abortions and emissions of luminescent probe must be of convenient wavelengths.
  • Nonionic surfactant molecules may cluster together in swarms of 1000 or more
  • The N value was twice bigger than the literature and the CMC value was just a third of the literature.
  • The predicted and experimental results did not collaborate/
  • Exams