D'oh Howlers of the week 2003-2004

These are all genuine sentences and paragraphs that were written by students in their write-ups for the 2nd year practical on High Temperature Superconductivity. Remember that spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and errors of logic are all entirely theirs, and have been reproduced exactly as they appeared on the student's script.

And one from this year's level 1 tutorials.

Q: Why does the Aldrich catalog recommend that hydrogen peroxide is kept in the fridge?

A: This is sound advice in the event of a spillage, since a spillage at higher temperatures would result in scalded students running around with bleached blond hair!