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MURPHYS SECOND COROLLARY It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. MURPHYS LAW OF THEMODYNAMICS Things get worse under pressure. MURPHYS LAW OF RESEARCH Enough research will support your theory. ADDITION TO MURPHYS LAWS In nature, nothing is ever right, so, if everything is going right... something is wrong.
MORE LAWS:
1. If there are 4 ways in which something can go wrong and you circumvent these, a fifth way which you have not prepeared for will arise. 2. If everything seems to be going well you have overlooked something. 3. You get the most out of what you need the least. 4. Nature always sides with a hidden flaw. 5. Everything takes longer than you think. 6. Nothing is as easy as it looks. 7. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. 8. Every solution breeds new problems. 9. The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to it's importance. 10. Rule of accuracy : when working towards a solution of a problem, it always helps if you know thw answer. COLLOLLARY: provided of course, you know there is a problem. SINCE THE DAYS OF MURPHY HUNDREDS OF OTHER LAWS HVE BEEN ADDED INCLUDING: LOVE LAWS, WAR LAWS, LAW ENFORCEMENT LAWS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING LAWS, RADIO CONTROLLED LAWS, LAWS OF THE OPEN ROAD AND MANY MORE. PERSONALLY I THINK THE LAST TWO MODERN LAWS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT: 1. DON'T MESS WITH MRS. MURPHY! 2. MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.