Beer Quotes

• Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.

• I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

• Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. Homer Simpson

• An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway

• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman

• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright

• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
• Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
• Work is the curse of the drinking class. Oscar Wilde

• My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily. John Belushi

• Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

• I demand to have some booze! Richard E. Grant (Withnail & I)

• Play it by beer. Anonomous